100 word challenge

There was this man who jumped off a big tree and landed on the giraffe. He was riding it down the big hill, he fell off the giraffe, it was painful. He went back home and sat on a dusty chair. His house was so dusty and he sang to himself. He was lonely ,all he had was a teddy bear  it was pink like the outside of his house. He went to the zoo and he snuck into the cage full of giraffes, he tired to kill one but he got caught by a cop, he’s now arrested.